Burrito Bison

About Burrito Bison

Burrito Bison Revenge: A Candy-Coated Revenge Rampage

Have you ever imagined a Mexican bison rocketing through the sky like a missile, crushing a sugary candy kingdom to reclaim his stolen wallet? Burrito Bison Revenge—Juicy Beast’s hilariously chaotic platformer—turns this absurd premise into reality! Since its 2012 debut, this game has captivated players with its deceptively simple yet addictive gameplay, blending wacky physics and over-the-top action in a way that’s utterly unique.

Gameplay That’s Easy to Learn, Hard to Put Down

You play as Burrito Bison, a luchador (Mexican wrestler) dressed as a raging bull. Your mission? Launch yourself skyward with a perfectly timed power jump (press Space when the meter peaks), then use body slams (left click or Space) to smash through squishy gummy bears, rack up gold, and unleash chaos. The farther you fly, the crazier the scenarios: hijack speeding cars, pilot UFOs mid-air, or even crash-land with a ground-shaking super slam that obliterates everything in sight!

Upgrades and Challenges

Earned cash unlocks 19 quirky upgrades—boost launch power, widen slam radius, or trigger random explosive effects. The game features two modes: Normal for its humor-filled story and Survival (unlocked after beating the game), where you battle unique bosses like Piñata Gorilla and Evil Cake in endurance tests.

Why You Should Play Burrito Bison

Despite its 2D visuals, Burrito Bison Revenge shines with:

• Satisfying physics: Crumbling buildings, candy explosions, and bouncy gummy bears feel oddly therapeutic.
• Bite-sized chaos: Each run lasts 2-3 minutes—perfect for quick, adrenaline-packed sessions.
• Endless surprises: Random power-ups and absurd scenarios guarantee laugh-out-loud moments.

Join Burrito Bison’s revenge spree—it’s a sugar rush you won’t forget!